In 1973 I was 18 and beautiful (all 18 year olds are beautiful).
In 1973, the ATM machine was patented, Spiro T. Agnew resigned as the Vice President of the United States and Duane Lee Chapman II (Dog's son) was born.
Now in 2010, 37 years later, I am old and beautiful (all 56 year olds are beautiful).
We have seen Obama's luster fade, a volcano in Iceland and J.D. Salinger die.
Thirty seven years is a long time to be in a relationship.
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling!