Forget the shotgun! Get a semi-auto Glock 19 pistol, get a laser for it and a 30 round clip, only a fool would mess with you. If you can, I forgot you're in one of those gun control states. Maybe a nice sling shot and some rocks, if they will even allow that. Maybe practice up on your insults but be careful not to get into that hate-speech area, oh forget it, just move to Oklahoma.
texla - OK - I have heard of semi-auto, Glocks, lasers and clips, although probably not on the same gun. Hummm. My kids are quite concerned with my new interest in guns and hope that I take gun safetty and hunting classes. You think Cali has those? (I have a baseball bat by the bed - never used a sling shot, though. My insults are slow to start, but can sting once I'm warmed up. - I think a shot gun would be best - pump action - but I do need to research it)
Nah, dawg, that just makes it easier to hide! Go double barreled and come out both barrels blazin'!
ReplyDeletelaura - i'll still get that awesome sound when I pump it? No need to find a hacksaw? Good to know!
ReplyDeletemaybe you should fill the shells with rock salt rather than buckshot.
ReplyDeletebilly - why?
ReplyDeleteForget the shotgun! Get a semi-auto Glock 19 pistol, get a laser for it and a 30 round clip, only a fool would mess with you.
ReplyDeleteIf you can, I forgot you're in one of those gun control states. Maybe a nice sling shot and some rocks, if they will even allow that. Maybe practice up on your insults but be careful not to get into that hate-speech area, oh forget it, just move to Oklahoma.
texla - OK - I have heard of semi-auto, Glocks, lasers and clips, although probably not on the same gun.
ReplyDeleteHummm.
My kids are quite concerned with my new interest in guns and hope that I take gun safetty and hunting classes. You think Cali has those?
(I have a baseball bat by the bed - never used a sling shot, though. My insults are slow to start, but can sting once I'm warmed up. - I think a shot gun would be best - pump action - but I do need to research it)
I was just kidding, you should get what ever you think you need.
ReplyDeleteWow, did you notice what gun was used in the Tucson shootings? A Glock 19 with a 30 round clip!
ReplyDelete(Clip just means the magazine - the thing that holds the bullets - all semi autos have a clip but most only hold 15 or less.)
texla - I know what a clip is - I'm not quite that alfalfa sprout! Did it have a laser, too? Hummm?
ReplyDeleteNo, thank god, they would be trying to make those illegal too.
ReplyDeleteTexla - I've been told you could put an eye out with those lasers......
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